Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs Thighs

A few weekends ago, I wore red tights I got in Japan this past summer. With knee-high boots, the resulting look is Flamin' Hot Cheetos Puffs thighs.

Actually I thought the Flamin Hots were going to look a little more transparent, but the red garlic-hot-pepper powder is so egregiously red. I love how Puffs get stuck in your teeth, like the molars. I almost typed "morals." Haha.